Two things...

..i actually spoke to Arsewipe the other day. We talked about the divorce (of course) and he told me about his trip to the solicitors and when I mentioned about going to see one he got really angry...of course he will - they might say i am entitled to *something*, not that i ever want a single thing from him. He gave me plenty in the 7 years of hell!!!!!

Then i decided that i will divorce him because he's taking forever, so i ask him to return the marriage certificate. Yesterday, he came to my house, hiding his stupid scooter around the corner so i wouldn't see/hear him. What a dick!!!!