MONEY!

I just remembered that back in 2005 when Arsewipe finished uni i lent him £1400 to pay off an overdraft on one of his accounts. We always pretended it was mum that loaned him the money, otherwise i'd run the risk of never getting back. Time has elapsed (the 4 years) and although i took back £600 already, he still owes 'mum' £800, so i text him asking him politely if she'd ever see her money again. His reply was, for the next 6 months no way, he's got Australia to pay for....so i text back, a "token" amount would do fine....which it would...i WOULD be happy with anything to be honest. He said he'd "Sort something out"....

...we'll see, i won't hold my breath!